In May 1984 I bought a 1980 Pontiac Grand Prix. I made a ton of memories in that car. The first day I had it, I drove it to my Senior Prom. Alas, that love was fleeting, in June 1985, I bought a 1981 Jeep CJ7. I couldn’t afford both car payments, so one of them … [Read more…]
I was reminded of this story tonight, while I was typing up another one, its very short, I hope you’ll like it. I’d just sat down to eat my lunch, when my sister’s boyfriend walked in, with one of his friends. Being the polite fourth grader that I was, I asked our company if they would … [Read more…]
Here’s the start of it all. Gather ’round children. Ok, I was just standing in my garage, playing songpop, when I heard some kind of scratching noises, nothing too unusual, I thought. Bugs buzzing around the lights, I thought. Just then, the board covering my crawlspace entrance falls open. There, as though he were Michael … [Read more…]
Gather ’round children, for what I hope will be the last time we must speak of this. It was Monday morning, about 6:45, when my oldest daughter came running into the house, with her dog, piper. They’d been in the back yard for piper’s morning ritual. Now, I don’t usually get up until about 7:20, … [Read more…]
Gather ’round children. Yesterday, we’d been working on the back yard all day, trying to get it in shape. I was warming up the grill to grill Missy’s birthday dinner. I thought the dogs were outside with me, but, I could neither hear, nor see them, so I went wandering towards the end of the … [Read more…]
Most of you’ve read some, or all of my stories about, Raccoons, opossums, skunks and snakes. I’m not sure how many of you know, that ANY wild animal can be mean. I mean, plum mad-dog-mean! Where do you think the expression “mean as a snake”, comes from? Somebody didn’t make that up, because it DIDN’T … [Read more…]
This is from way back, some of you, who’re about my age, will know from some of the references, the rest of you…………….can only wish you’d lived here then. Did I ever tell you about the time I went to find my girlfriend, at a party she was supposed to be at?……………………..I didn’t? well,………… Gather … [Read more…]
why is it, that a woman can have a late-term abortion, and justify it, on the grounds that, it’s not a viable human, and the supreme court agrees? If I have a few beers, and cause a pregnant woman to wreck, killing her and her unborn baby, I get charged with two counts of vehicular … [Read more…]
A taxi driver was sexually assaulted and robbed by a couple. A twenty year old man, held a knife to the drivers throat, while the twenty-three year old woman, performed a sex act, on the driver. Then they took $32, from the driver and fled……………………………….and the driver called the police.
Can we expect the back he was in 2014, or will he be the 2015, shell of his old self?